Rate my butt—does it look like a 1 or a 5?
I'm ready for the best part....
I haven't done this in so long... if you know what I mean...
Anyone who writes to me will receive a free gift)
Honey, why haven't you texted me lately?
I got turned on while I was working out)
What do you think of my socks?
What are we going to do after dinner? Will you invite me over?
